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50 reasons not to date a graphic designer
1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
post taken from harlequin graphic
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gurls dilemma
If you are anonymous - you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.
If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.
If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.
If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.
If you are pretty and don't put make up - it's because you don't know how. Also, you look boring and pale.
If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.
If you get popular - you are a famewhore.
If you don't get popular - you are a nobody.
If you get popular and earn money from being popular - you are a sell-out.
If you get popular but don't earn money - you are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?
If you are single and not dating - something's wrong with you.
If you are single and dating - you are a slut.
If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.
If you are married - you are a boring housewife.
If you are married with kids - why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking after your kids? You are a shit mom.
If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.
If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.
If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.
If you don't speak your mind - you are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.
If you speak your mind - you are ignorant and talking about things you don't know about. You should shut up.
If you are fat - that's the only thing you are. That and disgusting.
If you are skinny - You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.
If you are of average weight - You are fat.
If you don't respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.
If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.
If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.
source: click here.
If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.
If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.
If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.
If you are pretty and don't put make up - it's because you don't know how. Also, you look boring and pale.
If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.
If you get popular - you are a famewhore.
If you don't get popular - you are a nobody.
If you get popular and earn money from being popular - you are a sell-out.
If you get popular but don't earn money - you are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?
If you are single and not dating - something's wrong with you.
If you are single and dating - you are a slut.
If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.
If you are married - you are a boring housewife.
If you are married with kids - why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking after your kids? You are a shit mom.
If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.
If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.
If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.
If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.
If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.
If you don't speak your mind - you are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.
If you speak your mind - you are ignorant and talking about things you don't know about. You should shut up.
If you are fat - that's the only thing you are. That and disgusting.
If you are skinny - You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.
If you are of average weight - You are fat.
If you don't respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.
If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.
If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.
source: click here.
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